Oh I know it’s morbid, but it’s just so so FUNNY!
Recent events have made it clear that we are suffering from a broken moral compass. People today could use some general guidance.
Since the original ten commandments seem somewhat narrow and obsolete (too much focus on livestock, servants, and jealous god issues), here is a modest first…
Satire does it better.
Nikolaj and Lena discuss Jaime and Cersei
Oh my god. This is brilliant. LENA. YOU ARE BRILLIANT. Of COURSE she wants to be Jamie! He is everything she is already - smart, beautiful, strong, rich - but with the added bonus of being male, and thus powerful. He already IS her, just with power, and that’s all she has ever wanted.
Come on Bombshells, Bomb Girls needs our help. Please tune in this week. We folks in the states can help by tuning into REELZ to support our favorite ladies.
No other Canadian TV show gets this level of hype down in the States. C’mon Gobal, renew Bomb Girls!
Hanna. Say “gay” again.
According to this, Emily Fields is the center of the universe.
I’M SO HAPPY THIS CHART EXISTS.
This is AWESOME. But I just need to say that I did this first! I’ve been working on my PLL Hookup Chart since mid season 2, and have been updating it after every episode. I’ve just been having some uploading problems getting it online in a form that I can constantly edit. If you have suggestions, hit me up!
Happy International Women’s Day, everyone!
Source: Marcie Bianco’s “Girls 2.06” recap over at AfterEllen http://www.afterellen.com/2013/02/girls-recap-boys-2-6
This just describes my current relationship with my best friend of 24 years so depressingly perfectly. It makes me want to crawl under my covers and sing to myself until we are both once again 10 years old, dressing up and drawing maps to Wolf Land, watching The Land Before Time on repeat, and telling each other every mundane thing about our all-too-important lives. Before high school, before boys (and then girls), before suicide attempts and cutting, before drugs and university and Facebook and Germanic languages created a rift I doubt will ever be truly bridged again.
that maiden thump was book on floor, but
does it really matter who kissed who
first or then who decided to go further?
lower? faster? naturally, we took
turns on top. now here, now there, and up
and down…once it started no one even thought to think to stop.
so, we have holes inside our souls,
but mustn’t we begin by filling others’?
god gave us lips and hands and parts
that cannot possibly be saved for prayer. nor by.
i will not name name, claim fame by how well
or who i fucked or why, it happens all the time.
and it’s you, white pilgrim, whom next galehot seeks.
fuck. we didn’t read again for weeks.
— Olena Kalytiak Davis, the Francesca Sonnets.